#10	You brake for squirrels.
#9	You have an acquired taste for nuts.
#8	You surf squirrel sites.
#7	You wear your Lucky Squirrel pin everywhere you go.
#6	You hope to squirrel away some money.
#5	You use squirrel magnets to hold your lottery tickets on the fridge.
#4	You believe Skwerl LotteryCharms can help you win the lottery.
#3	You have more picture of Skwerls than of your family.
#2	You act skwerly.
#1	You get on TLC’s ~ Lottery Changed My Life and get the tittle of “Squirrel Millionaire”